by Sally Ann
Oh, I like them big. You can take that any way you want, honey.
Why is bigness on my mind? Well, Sage Vivant and M. Christian have produced a new volume of stories about the bigger than life women we call "Amazons."
Scary, huh? I didn't mean to get your penis in a twitter. If you have one I mean. If you do, you quake, don't you, when I mention amazons? That's good.
I should talk a bit about the folks who assembled these amazonian sex tales.
M. Christian is a seriously prolific author of erotica, dedicated to the task. He will teach it all to you, of course, if you're interested--see his blog, imagination is intelligence with an erection, for more. I don't know where he finds the time.
Sage Vivant once ran Custom Erotica Source and was in charge of a stable of writers dedicated to giving you a custom erotica experience based on your very own criteria. It even comes out printed so you don't have to read your smut off that seriously small monitor of yours.
So I suggest you get clicking and purchase this volume. Don't let no Dick Cheney with his sniveling ways convince you that a woman's place is pregnant in the home dishing out stew to the working man going to war. Big and powerful women can have a hold on you. Or me. I mean the thought of a broad-shouldered women sinking herself down on my chin is like...I may have to go off and masturbate even before I'm finished here.
And you can even get Amazons at...Amazon!
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About Sally Ann
Sally Ann is our shopping expert. She is five feet and nine inches tall and has auburn hair. She shaves most things, except her armpits, which emit the most compelling fluffs of reddish hair.
She likes to shop. She likes sexy things in her shopping bag.
Sally Ann is a friend of our very own Missy, whose erotic adventures she follows religiously while frigging herself mercilessly, often supplemented with one of her many vibrating things.
She has a friend. You can have friends like her too.
Oh, don't those eyes make you wet? Or, er, well, hard? Click her, she likes it.
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